Kvaughn Funny Shit!
You are the type of person that makes me believe the world would have been better off if your mother had swallowed you.
When I die I want someone to keep updating my status,
That way I can freak the hell outta people!
Say “Addicted” after every thing i say,
What hit you in the mouth last night?..
If you rape a hooker..
Is it considered rape or shop lifting?
I FIGURED IT OUT…Bella only likes Edward more cause he will go down on her even if it is that time of the month.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a poll, while playing with lil miss muffins hole, when he was done he smelt his thumb and was nearly sick by the smell of her come.
Ever wondered if the $1 bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper’s butt crack? If not, you’re wondering now.
Thinks you should try answering the phone saying
“City Sperm Bank. You Squeeze them, We freeze them.”
shake n’ bake baby
Shake n’ bake!!!
I keep trying to call Ur phone, but the message keeps saying..” the caller Ur trying to reach is giving head.” please swallow i need to talk to you!
Did you ever wake up in the morning and want to smack someone for no current reason??
You know you have bad gas when your dog smells your butt gives you a dirty look and runs away.
Some people have no clue how close they are to a slap upside the head.
Someday I will make every woman happy by inventing the first vibrating tampon!
You know A facebook addict when
Your house is on fire and you pause to post it on Facebook…
♥A bunch of funny jokes & status!♥
♥Hope you laugh your ass vagina off!♥
♥Let me know what ya think!♥
♥I DO NOT CLAIN TO OWN ANY OF THESE!♥
♥I GOT THEM OFF DIFFERENT WEBSITES!♥
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