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Rejection is tough.
I heard that your hand fell asleep on you last night.
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What do you call total rejection?
When your hand falls asleep.
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Redneck word of the day: OBAMA
” I bought me a bag of stash and smoked it Obama self”
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Q: Do doggies ever do it people-style?
A: Yes I have 2 pitbulls and thats the only way they do it.
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If I pee on my iPhone will it tell me if I’m pregnant? There’s gotta be an app for that!
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Thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit.
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A teacher asks an Alabama redneck girl to use “handsome” in a sentence. she says, “When I’m giving head and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome.”